From: A. Nobody.

Email: ?

Subject: One Million Dollars.

Date: 9.12.08

To: Paris Hilton.

Cc: Everyone else.

 

 

Dear Paris,

 

I’d like you to give me a million dollars, please.

 

And why, you're probably asking yourself, would you want to give me a million dollars?

 

First, you can afford it. To you, a million dollars is probably no big deal. I’m not saying it’s nothing mind you, but I’m guessing the way you think of a million dollars and the way I think of a million dollars is a little different. To me, a million bucks would be a very, very big deal.

 

Second, I will be your new NOFF (As in, Number One Fan Forever.) I know it’s not much, but since I’m sure I have nothing else you want, it’s all I can offer.

 

Third, you’ve been called many things by many people, including: “babe”, “bitch”, “dumb blonde”, “shrewd business woman”, “underrated”, “overrated”, “sexy”, “spoilt”, “hot”, “not so hot”, and much, much more. Actually Paris, a quick Google of yourself reveals you’ve been called just about everything...

 

Everything that is, except “nice”.

 

In all my searching I couldn’t find anyone, anywhere having ever described you as being "nice".

 

And that’s too bad. Because you know what? Underneath your jet-setting-socialite-celebrity-heiress public persona, I’ll bet you really are a nice person. Only people don’t know it.

 

So here’s your chance to change a few perceptions. With this one simple, selfless act – the act of giving me, a total stranger, a gift of one million dollars – you could show people just how nice you really are.

 

And who am I?

 

You don’t know me. I’m a nobody. You don’t know where I live, whether I’m single or married, straight or gay. You don’t know what color I am, if I’m rich or poor, a red-hot babe or some white-haired dude. You don’t know anything about me. And I’m not going to tell you. Because it would influence your decision. And then giving me a million dollars would no longer be a selfless act. So until after you decide whether or not to give me the money, my identity shall remain a secret.

 

And what, if you gave it to me, would I do with a million dollars?

 

I’m not going to tell you that either. Because if I did, that whole decision-influencing thing would apply again. The one piece of information I will give you is this: If you decide to give me the money, I will only keep half of it.

 

And what will I do with the other half a million dollars?

 

Well, because one nice act deserves another, I would give it to charity. A charity of my choosing. I already know which one, but I’m not going to tell you that either because - you guessed it - it might influence your decision. The only thing I can tell you about the charity is that I think you’ll like it. And they'll be your new BFF, for sure!

 

I could go on about tax write-offs and PR benefits and enhancement of the Paris Brand and other boring business-related stuff, but I won’t...because that’s not what this is about. This is about you, doing something nice for a total stranger, just for the sake of it.

 

Sure, nice may not be sexy. A nice Paris isn’t necessarily tabloid-worthy. A nice Paris Hilton doesn’t make for good blog-fodder. But a nice Paris...

 

Now that’s Hot!

 

I think so, at least.

 

And that’s why I’d like you to give me a million dollars.

 

So Paris, what do you say?

 

Think about it. Then let me know.

 

If the answer is yes, have your people put out a press release saying something along the lines of, “Yes! I want to give that Nobody from givemeamillionparishilton.com a gift of a million dollars”. At that point I’ll reveal my email address at the top of the page, you can contact me, and we'll take it from there.

 

I look forward to hearing from you.

 

Sincerely,

 

A. Nobody.

 

P.S. If you’re reading this and you’re not Paris, but you know Paris personally, could you please forward it to her. I’d really appreciate it. Even if you don’t know Paris, (but you’d like to see her give me and my chosen charity a million dollars), maybe you could forward the link to this site to all your friends, because maybe one of them knows her? Or maybe a friend of a friend knows her? I figure if enough people see it and send it on, eventually this letter will get to someone who does know Paris and they can pass it on to her. Thanks!

P.P.S. Hey Paris, besides you people have read this letter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who am I? That's for me to know and you to find out....